April 1, 2011

Henny Penny (R.I.P.)

Chicken Little is dead (1,2). It was an uneventful passing. A journalist's only comment was, "his epitaph will read, 'The sky is falling.' " Too many found this cynically humorous because as everyone knows the sky never fell. The obituary read that he was consumed by indifference and is survived by Hope and Reason. Preceded in death by Integrity and Courage; in remembrance and celebration of life, friends and relatives may bend over, put their heads between their legs, and kiss their asses' goodbye.

1. Henny Penny
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henny_Penny
2. "The Story of Chicken Little"
http://eleaston.com/chicken.html

3. Image (#44)
http://www.worth1000.com/contests/18662/18662-chickens